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Wednesday 19th August
Sparky heard himself sleep talking…something about pottery…it took a while to get the story as we had to define the difference between awake and asleep.
Zoe got an email from ex-fiancé Steve. Great Guy, we wonder why it didn’t last? First line “are my Christmas decorations still in your mum and dad’s loft”. We really like him…
Tuesday 18th August
Gillies had a spot of trouble in a club. Well, if he will try to take paracetamol in with him…
Zoe’s back from her Amsterdam nightmare. Gillies made a call to the airline yesterday to see if he could…help?
Zoe had an invention – wireless earphones – we have some influential listeners as a simple Google search at the end of the link showed a whole range of companies had rushed them out…
Gillies is already sneaking out on his wife of 4 weeks. She went to bed, he went out…drinking…Love eh?
Monday 17th August
We’re back, well most of us were. Zoe is trapped in Amsterdam. Sparky has a theory as to why…
What was the bosses reaction? He wasn’t that bothered, so we’ve found the ideal excuse to get a day off…bird strike…
Big News! Gillies has had to change his drink of choice because all his mugs and glasses have pre-holiday mould in. Lazy…
Jess had pints of milk left out to return to after her holiday, nice…
Friday 31st July
Zoe’s giving up men, she made that statement yesterday. We received this text -
‘Zoe don't give up on men yet. I'm in the navy and saw you a couple of weeks ago. You looked gorgeous but were surrounded by guys. Please send me a text andyx’
We called it after the show. However. The text came from Gillies and the call was with a guy that works here. She was up for it though…don’t trust anything Zoe say’s…
Thursday 30th July
Gillies mate had to pay £40 excess baggage on her flight to Ibiza? What luggage disasters have you had?
Zoe’s given up men. It’s official. Can we tempt her back into the dating game? The men of the South Coast had a go…
Gillies has noticed something. Zoe’s suddenly decided to give up men, just 13 day’s after he get’s married. Co-incidence? He thinks not…
Wednesday 29th July
Gillies really wants to go to Faliraki with Sparky…for his honeymoon. He gave new wife Yasmin a call to check. Not amused, best sum’s it up…
The real reason he wants to go is so he can have a holiday romance. They don’t work though do they? Dave disagreed…
Tuesday 28th July
We’re on Holiday from Monday and Sparky’s off to Faliraki. Now, how can we ensure he has a good time? Phone ahead for him…obviously…
Gillies is still learning to be a husband. Is it ok for him to go on a boy’s holiday…for his honeymoon?
On Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What’s happened on a One Night Stand?
Monday 27th July
We asked Peter about his embarrassing fall off the stage last week (because we weren’t allowed to talk about anything else…). What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in public?
Gillies has reached his 10 day anniversary. He wants to know if it’s still ok to go out for drinks with his friends that are girls? Zoe say’s it’ll start an affair, speaking from experience…probably…
Gillies has a theory. ‘Fit’ girls never go to house parties. Georgie disagreed…
Friday 24th July
Sparky puts extra talcum powder 'downstairs' when he's liasing with the missus. Gillies thought it was a good tip for Zoe. She didn’t agree…
We had some feedback about Zoe’s cheap guest bed. Is she the tightest person on the South Coast? Richard made his parents sleep on a couple of Lilo’s…
Sparky had a riddle. We’re still confused by the question. Never mind the answer… So well done to Chelsea who deciphered the nonsense, either she’s a genius or a moron like Sparky…the jury’s out…
Zoe and Gillies Confessional – Who would you like to say sorry to and why?
Thursday 23rd July
Gillies has decided that the next three months are his stag do. That’s the right order for him, there’s no backing out after the event…
The Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What have you done when you thought no one was looking? News Ollie outed himself…again. When he worked in a supermarket he used to take the skins off the chickens, eat it, and sell the chicken for 50p.
Sparky’s mate is 24 and can’t ride a bike. He’s never gonna be able to learn now. Imagine his poor Mum running alongside his bike?
Wednesday 22nd July
Gillies mentioned a tickling stick on the show, Ruth thought she knew where he’d got the idea from. Last nights Sexetera…He hadn’t, but Ruth’s a Perv…
Zoe, Gillies and Sparky got to go on the new Red Jet 5 across the Solent yesterday. Men in uniform, bands, chaos reigned…
On Zoe and Gillies Confessional today...What have you done at work...that wasn't work? Hair dying, checking out piercings and of course, loads of naughty cuddles…
Tuesday 21st July
The noise boobs make is different depending on who touches them. Really…
Gillies mate got up after an hours sleep to make sure Gillies was up for work. Gillies is getting used to having a secretary…
Zoe and Gillies Confessional. What are you keeping from your parents? Allegedly grounded but losing virginity in a bush, failed Uni courses, hiding tattoos, Sti’s, the lot…
Gillies could top all the stories. He kept his wedding secret from his family and us, despite Sparky’s attempts to ruin it, on Friday. Yep, he got married on Friday. That is a big shock…massive…really, really shocking, really…
Monday 20th July
We had Lauren on, who dumped her boyfriend after 6 months because he hadn’t kissed her. Zoe gave us the exact rules on the dating and kissing thing…decide for yourself if she actually sticks to them…
The Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What embarrassing injuries have you had? It was like a Claims Direct ad…
Friday 17th July
It’s Friday, no one really bothers on a Friday, so last night was the start of the weekend. Who’s still up or had the least sleep?
Rach had 2 hours, she was up all night looking after her brother. Cute. Not little brother, 20 year old brother…um…sweet?
Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What are you keeping secret from your mates? Naughty cuddles, secret relationships, cat litter flavoured sandwiches…
Thursday 16th July
Gillies friend found a magic wand on a night out. He’s found a playing card. He’s gonna be a full magician by Christmas.
What have you found on a night out? Sam found an afro wig. It became a useful device later in the night…
Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What’s the real reason you dumped someone? Wet kisses, strange ‘hobbies’, carpet issues…
Wednesday 15th July
We established Zoe is still on dial-up internet connection. She say’s it’s because there is no man to do it for her. There must be some techy women on the South Coast…turns out there’s loads…
But what really manly tasks do they do? Chloe changed her car battery…Zoe can’t do that…
Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What revenge have you taken? Relieving yourself in baths, hair removal cream, cheating with a cheat… the list goes on…
Tuesday 14th July
Is Gillies the most useless adult on the South Coast? He also loves practical jokes and just mucking around. Who else is still a kid?
Jade’s Boyfriend is 24 and still shouts “Bogies” out the car window!
Zoe and Gillies Confessional – What was the last lie you told? Naughty texts a-plenty…
Is Lady GaGa hot? Zoe wanted to know. Gillies can’t understand why girls take body image so seriously. All guys see is naked girls…
Monday 13th July
We’ve seen house pubs, but what unusual rooms do you have in your house? Formula 1 simulator room anyone?
Gillies and Sparky might have to share a bed this week. Gillies’ looking forward to it. Sparky not so much. What happens if they wake up face to face? The whole show could change…
He could hit him. He hit show girlfriend Amy in his sleep. He thinks that’s normal. When listener Zoe used to stay at her Nan’s they shared a bed. She used to kick her Nan out of it in her sleep…
What have you done for money? Zoe and Gillies’ Confessional asked just that. Eating slugs, drinking vinegar and relieving yourself in a B&Q display toilet…nice…
Friday 10th July
Yesterday Sparky told us about signets and swans causing traffic chaos, today he eventually told us about a drunk badger in Germany doing the same. He looked it up tomorrow, yep that’s right, tomorrow…moron…(attached).
Zoe is possibly the luckiest person on earth. She’s now won a hot tub for a week. Gillies and Sparky may just gate crash that…
Zoe gets confused by her thongs…but the summer look for 2009 is to wear them backwards…
Thursday 9th July
Gillies is being given the silent treatment at the moment by his ‘girlfriend’. Who else is getting the treatment at the mo? Loads of people….
Dan’s Grandad moved to Australia for 3 months when his dinner was late…oooh temper...
Zoe and Gillies both love slowing people down if they’re in a hurry. Ben Glover also does it. Galaxy – your friendly station…
Sparky’s still wearing his festival wristband from the weekend, so’s Luci from the Isle of Wight festival a month ago...MINGER!
Wednesday 8th July
Zoe's 13 year old cousin has had her belly button pierced. Asking Zoe for advice on how to deal with it may not be the brightest idea...I s'pose it's like asking a thief to test your home security....
The show that asks all the big questions continued - Forget MJ's Funeral...Is there anyone that doesn't like a sausage? Zoe and Sparky have been caught stating their love of sausage over recent weeks. Sally loves 'em
Can of worms opened - do birds eat meat? Cue risqué line from...Zoe? Hang on...
Ever had anything given to charity by mistake? Anonymous had her um...little friend...given to the Church fete...
Tuesday 7th July
This morning we heard about Sparky meeting a very special man in that fancy London, how Gillies queued up for 2 hours to meet Jason Donovan and what the women of the South Coast like to see men dressed in… that made Zoe happy! Plus can you believe how angry the South Coast are? Mobile phones, TVs and Playstations broken in rage.
Monday 6th July
This morning we talked about names for Naughty cuddles, how you’ve managed to hurt yourself over the weekend, and a man sawing something off…down there…
.. that along with the fact that we found out Zoe has business cards. Only Sparky would be jealous of that!
Friday 3rd July
Sparky's off to fancy London this weekend. He's very excited to have booked a nice posh hotel for him and show girlfriend Amy. Zoe and Gillies are excited as well. They called it...
We made sure he gets everything he needs. Twin beds, rubber sheets and being called the Ambassador...Check!
It's an Anniversary today. It's a year to the day that Gillies dad used the work toilet...for a number 2. Doe's he know it' s the anniversary? We called him...
Thursday 2nd July
Sure fire way to get in with Zoe? Kill a wasp that's bothering her. She was with Gillies and Sparky but needed a real man...luckily, there was one...
Ever been disappointed by a gift? Darren has. He was expecting a trip to Venice...he got a day helping his friends move...brilliant...
The Zoe and Gillies House Pub Crawl is next week. Kate invited us 'round - we may overstay our welcome...
Zoe has an interview today for the TA. When we say interview, we mean informal chat. She should be practicing her gun noise...
Wednesday 1st July
Yesterday we asked, do people our age have drinks cabinets? Today, do people have bars in their house? We want to do the Zoe and Gillies House Pub Crawl...love...It's on...
Do single people ever buy people carriers? No single people got in touch, so no is the answer. Sparky's Mum has one, he hates it. She called in...
Tipped anything other than money. Zoe gave her hairdresser a dress. News Ollie tipped the free sweets from Pizza Hut, in Pizza Hut.
Tuesday 30th June
We received an interesting text - I was on a flight with gillies and sparky last night from turkey! - we gave it a call...poor Jane seems a little bit confused. Crying Babies and wedding rings. Yep, obviously them...
Zoe's got her TA interview on Thursday. What job should she do in the Army. Susan suggested Health Inspector. Remember, she's not joining to meet men...ok...
The Milky Way advert's back! It's a sign of the credit crunch according to Sparky. Does anyone know the song?
Monday 29th June
Zoe loves Men in uniform. It's a well established fact. So what can she do to be around them more? Join the TA of course. She's got an interview...
Britney's getting married for a third time. Do any normal people get married loads of times? Turns out, yes. Claire Dad loves a Thai bride...get Jeremy Kyle on the phone...
Gillies had 2 car accidents last week. Somebody must have had more. Sparky didn't quite understand the premise of the word accident...Richard had 3 - he's very close to his insurance company...
Sparky came up with a new invention. How about a device for your keys that you can call when you lose them? Watch out...um...a famous inventor...
Thursday 25th June
After yesterday's Holly story about catching her boyfriend out cheating on her, we had Sarah-Jane's revelation that her ex-boyfriend had already had naughty cuddles with her best friend and his boyfriend... oops...
Sparky forgot his own middle name (attached) - can we find anyone who's done something thicker? Julie's been a bit thick - remember that 9 months you spent being pregnant? That wasn't for nothing...
Gillies thinks Zoe should join the TA - That'll sort the Taliban out...Kiss Chase!
Wednesday 24th June
What do you wish you'd known about someone before you started going out? One of Zoe's ex's was cheating on her...brave boy...
Holly had a fantastic story. Her fiance had been advertising himself for lunchtime naughty cuddles, she found out...revenge was taken. The internet is great...send an email to ZG@galaxyfm.co.uk and we'll send a link to her revenge...(too much of a potty mouth to put online...)
We also had secret families and gambling thieves...love is a gamble...
Sparky's friend was travelling in Thailand...complete the story yourself...
Tuesday 23rd June
Joanne got in touch about the pictures we put up yesterday of the shorts. She say's Sparky looks very good and if he was to wear the shorts all the time, she would listen more.Therefore saving our jobs.
Job Done! Sparky's wearing them for the rest of the week! If you see him without them on text ZG to 82200 and tell us where...
Do kids still have to do PE in their pants anymore? A kid at Gillies school had to do it naked! It was the 18th Century though...They should bring it in at gyms...
Sparky walked in on his girlfriend's Mum on the toilet. News Ollie's walked in on his boyfriend's Mum on the toilet. But which is worse? Being walked in on by a straight man or a gay guy? Zoe? Oh Good Grief...
Monday 22nd June
The sun's out today so people will be heading to the beach to catch a few rays. We volunteered Sparky to put the cream on for you. Zoe made him and Gillies some Jeans Shorts to wear. They are somewhat disturbing... We're heading to the beach...
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New Zoe and Gillies inquiry today. Has your Mum gone mad?
Zoe went to Spain at the weekend. Ooooh somebody's doing alright. She is, however, an old woman in a young body.
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Friday 19th June
We played a whole brand new radio idea - 'What's that Noise?' We're hoping it catches on...
Sparky misses being a student. He doesn't like having to hide from salesmen.
Are you getting your 5 a day? Gillies is concerned he's not and wants to make sure you are. Debbie got in touch. She must be on a bonus to mention every company on the South Coast...
Thursday 18th June
Sparky's mate got badly sunburned over the weekend. He's got a blister on his chin. Jack got in touch. He got burnt on his...um...equipment...Sarah got burnt on her....well, the nipple piercing didn't help...
Zoe's off tomorrow and she hasn't booked the time off from the show. We made her phone up...Boys only tomorrow!
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Wednesday 17th June
We played Beach Volleyball last night. Some of us are all right at sport, some of us aren't *Cough* Gillies *Cough*. Oh, and he loves it when you point it out as well...
Gillies is a touch scatty. He made a cup of coffee in a wine glass yesterday. Are others on the South Coast as bad? Olivia took the wrong twin to the hospital..."often"...
Sparky is worried he's messed up his new relationship...good...He walked into the bathroom at her house, unfortunately her Mum was already using the toilet...oops...
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Tuesday 16th June
Day 2 of finding out What's Zoe's Problem? We spoke to her Mum yesterday and today an ex-boyfriend. Why is she single? Another call tomorrow...
Zoe had an interesting night. She's taking Pole Dancing lessons...for her...nobody else...
Would a really annoying voice put you off a potential partner? Just shut them up by moving in for the snog...that'll work...
Sparky made a worrying discovery about Gillies. He'd done one of those Lovematch Horoscope things to check their compatibility...
Monday 15th June
Sparky stumbled into a sexist nightmare this morning... we always suspected as much...
Zoe went to the Isle of Wight Festival and saw a couple of interesting signs, one said Beers for Bra's - free beer if you show your bra. Zoe somehow managed to be a little worse for wear...
Friday 12th June
Sparky heard the most vomit inducing way of getting a girl...His 'friend' played N*Sync's 'Girlfriend' to her...Sounds familiar...
Zoe met 'Jezza' the other day and had Gok thrown in. She had to go and meet him...Gillies is surprised she didn't wrestle him to the ground...
What's the last thing that scared you at night? Sparky is always worried he's gonna wet the bed...He's 24!
Zoe's Dad has had a change of career. He's gonna be a Pall Bearer. Her family just love health! Sparky wants to be in the army, oh dear...
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Thursday 11th June
Gillies had another incident in his (hairdressers) car. That's 2 in a week. He thought he was home and dry on the insurance front until the bloke he crashed into got his Dad on the case.
What have you got your Dad to do for you?
Stacy interrupted her parents wedding anniversary to help her get her car out of a car park, after she lost her keys. He also paid for a replacement key - £200. The key was in her bag all along...
It's Amy, the show girlfriends birthday today. Sparky stayed over her house last night. No question...just the answer please...
Sexting has been added to the dictionary. It's wierd to think that you can be intimate like that just by phone. Zoe's still sexfaxing...
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Wednesday 10th June
Zoe went to see Jeremy Kyle yesterday. It was BOGOF on celebs as Gok Wan was also in town filming his new series. Southampton is the new LA...for c-list celebs...
But did Jezza recognise her? Annoyingly, yes...
It's Sparky's new girlfriends birthday tomorrow and he's having trouble finding the right card. Turns out he's made her one *little bit of sick in mouth* and we spoiled the surprise...good...
Zoe had a 'beauty treatment' yesterday. She had the red veins removed from her nose. She used to look like she'd "drunk too much cider". That's selling yourself...
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Tuesday 9th June
Just in case you didn't know, Zoe is currently unattached. Gillies has an idea. She loves cyclists, she loves Men in uniform. So lets have a race. The Race for Zoe is on...
Voicemail is an issue for Gillies. He hates it, despite speaking on the radio each morning - he does it for the money apparently...
After yesterdays revelation that Sparky has spent £25 on a fake bag for his girlfriend, today we found out why. He has a mate that spoiled his girlfriend who then dumped him...
How much does your ex owe you? Ellies ex owes her 13 grand!
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Monday 8th June
Zoe was obsessed by a cyclist she and Gillies saw on Friday - which led to...
Zoe and Gillies' I Saw You - Seen someone recently but were too scared or unable to chat to them? Tell us about it and we might hook you up!
Alex saw "a fit bird" in Topman. We'll look for her...for him...obviously.
We took inspiration from Lady GaGa - Paparazzi. How stalky do you get in a relationship? Turns out the South Coast gets quite obsessed. Fiona had an ex hiding in the clothes racks in shops, waiting to jump out on her...hilarious...
Jeremy Kyle is signing books tomorrow...his, not just random books. Zoe and Gillies think they know him, so we're going down to test that. We called him today...it went straight to voicemail...now that's mates...
Sparky bought his girlfriend a fake Chanel bag for her birthday...regretting the car yet?...How would Sparky feel if someone copied his show and did all the best bits...hang on...what best bits?
Friday 5th June
We have one request of our listeners - If you're going on holiday, lets us know, we need to arrange cover. Text 82200 start with ZG
News Oli sets himself little challenges, like driving home with the heaters on and windows shut to see how much he can take...if he needs to pull over to be sick then he's failed.
Sparky likes to sync up his indicators the car in front...he want's drum and bass indicators in the ambassadors car now...
Craig got in touch. He was dumped last night...but surely it's better to be single in the summer?
Thursday 4th June
Where do you spray perfume/aftershave? Fascinating debate...spray it on your ears. That's where people are talking to you on a night out...
Who pays for dinner? You? Your date? Both of you? Zoe wanted to know...D say's it's the date, she needs to be treated like a Princess...
Sparky had a credit crunch question. He spotted a piano shop that was bouyant. Who's buying piano's? Piano players...probably...
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Wednesday 3rd June
Sparky's housemate is 24 and has a comfort blanket. We recieved a text - my daughter will b 18 2morrow and she still has her blankie. We had to find out her name. Mum buckled under the pressure...
Gillies family appear to be very tight. His Grandad used Brylcream as sun cream! It wasn't successful...Ambers Mum used sausage fat as a suncream, nice...
Sparky went to the beach yesterday and had Sun cream put on his back by...ahem, not his girlfriend...or Gillies...
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Tuesday 2nd June
News Oli had a complaint. Why do people walk in to the office wearing Sunglasses? Gillies did it this morning. He felt he could justify it - we now have to call him P. Gillies, like P. Diddy. Yep, he's delusional...
Do you get Horny in the heat? Emma does, she text us to tell us just that...
Zoe hates public display's of affection. Jealous? Probably. Carol called in to say it happens all the time at the customer service department at Ikea. But a snog is a bookcase there. Isn't it?
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Monday 1st June
It was a fantastic weekend. Gillies came in full of optimism about breaking a record. He wants to break the record for the longest daisy chain - unfortunately it's already been set at 2.12km.
He's too lazy to try and beat that so Kat suggested the most bra's he can unhook in a minute....she thought he'd appreciate that...The record is 32 in a minute - Sparky said he could beat that with his tried and trusted method and had a go on Zoe - it took him 22 seconds to do just the one...
It was impossible to have had a bad weekend...wasn't it? Kerry had a stinker, a gas leak put the plans out the window with a trip to A&E thrown in...
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Friday 29th May
Zoe went to meet the Marines Day yesterday. She nearly got thrown out for pushing all the kids away...well, she needed help climbing on the tank...???
It's gonna be a 'Scorcher' (copyright The Sun) today but Gillies has a demand - Men keep your tops on - and why do the blokes with tops off always look like Dean Gaffney?
As it's Friday we played Sparkaroo. Like Buckaroo but with Sparky as the donkey. Play at home, just grab some stuff and you're away. You'll have to get your own Sparky...
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Thursday 28th May
Sparky's new girlfriend wants him to give her driving lessons. Gillies said he should, it's easy - just scream at her, that'll do it.
Gillies had a briefcase when he was at school. Sparky dropped that bombshell. Gillies used to change other peoples combination locks...imagine that...Gillies annoying people?...
It's meet the Marines day in Portsmouth. All those men in uniform...of course Zoe's going. Kerry had an interesting idea...check up on her and see how many new numbers she has tomorrow...she hadn't bargained on losing her husband to Zoe though...
We gave Bodg a call to play our new secret sound game. Interestingly he couldn't recognise his own manly laugh... Click here for the Tickle-Me-Bodg Video
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Wednesday 27th May
Gillies needs organising. He spent all day yesterday looking for his 2009 diary that Zoe gave him for Christmas. It's nearly June! Not to worry, she's got a spare. Of course she has...
He does have previous though. He's turned up at gigs without records, left a car at the garage, he's close personal friends with the debt collectors. Can he turn it around?
Sparky is spending money like the credit crunch is a myth. He has a Breitling watch *cough* Fake *cough* and he changed the strap. It must be still under warranty, surely? Unfortunately, the strap is more expensive than the watch...
Zoe was insulted by her Dad over the weekend. After yesterday's Boy George story, she now apparently looks like a whoopee cushion...as you do...
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Tuesday 26th May
Who'd have thought it was a Bank Holiday weekend? Gillies stumbled over his third word of the show, but fair enough, he'd had a big one...he bought the Columbo box set.
Sparky made a romantic breakfast for his new 'lady friend'. He called it a Champagne Breakfast, we renamed it a bubbly breakfast as it was made with Asda Spumante.
But has he done it before? We asked the South Coast and it turns out he has...slime ball...
Gillies gets confused by posh toilet signs. Zoe's had an interesting experience when she 'accidentally' used the wrong toilets. Revenge was taken...
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